Who'd have thought?

Dad: Last night, I saw Lilly up on the table eating apple pie.
Mom: !!!
Dad: Off of someone's plate. Who'd have thought that a cat would like apple pie?
Mom: That'll teach us to clear off the table.
Dad: Probably not.
Mom: Be nice!
Dad: I certainly have no intention of learning from it. Have you?
Mom (clearing off the table): Probably not.