We've got this patient...

I tell you, our patients are a perpetual source of amusement. This morning I got to talk to one, a retired gentleman, who persists in referring to his appointment as a "hot date." I always say I'm looking forward to it, and sure enough, he never stands us up.

My sources tell me that just a couple years ago, his wife randomly decided that he wasn't any fun anymore, and demanded that they go boating in Palau. So they did, and apparently it worked, because we haven't heard any more about him being no fun.