Quote of the day

Me: "Ack! You can do what you like with the magazine. Even recycle it."
Becca: "Burn it."
Me: "Burn it! Do you have any idea what kind of--carbon footprint you're leaving??"
Becca: "Magazines turn cool colors when you burn them."
Me: "You're right. I bet we could make a safe firepit in the woods out back..."