Acronymity

It suddenly struck me that since they've redone the solar system, the old "My very energetic mother just served us nine pizzas" won't work as an acronym to remember the planets anymore. Horrors! So I invented one inspired by Con Law. (Blame Jupiter; that's where the key J came from.)

Many vacillating experts may cause justiciability since undefinable nuances promote constitutional excesses.

(My apologies to Dr. Farris. Someone reply with a better acronym, please!)