Saturday, July 13, 2013

You can't get there from here

Meg was in tears over something, and I was hugging her on our bed. Our map of Middle-Earth caught her eye.

Meg: "Is that a puzzle map?"
Me: "That's a map of Middle-Earth. It's a place in a book."
Meg: "How do we get INTO the story book?"
Jonathan: "That is the question."

I tried to gently explain that it was just in a book; you couldn't get there from this world. Meg started bawling.

Me: "Is Meg crying because she can't get to Middle-Earth?" At which, I started crying too. It's been a long day.

Jonathan: "Now my wife is crying because my daughter is crying because she can't get to Middle-Earth!"

You can't make this stuff up.

1 comment:

V-Dawg said...

And so the secret wish of all the wise is laid bare.
On a vaguely related topic, Edward Eager's novel Seven-Day Magic concerns a magic book that you can get inside. It's rather enjoyable, though for full enjoyment you should make sure you have already read his earlier book Half Magic.